And again with the door banging, because it's starting to be a thing, but not a drunken one this time, and would Jonathan be interested to know that Warren doesn't show up at Andrew's room at odd hours like this? No? Oh, well.
Yelling too.
"Sparky, are you in? Dig your genitalia out of it's watery grave, I got you a date!"
"No, you just guess and are spectacularly wrong to the point of offending me and then I tell you it's Kitty Pryde."
Warren beams at him. He'd have drawn it out longer, but Jonathan already let him get away with suggesting that Jonathan's penis has yet to be unearthed along with the rest of him, and he doesn't feel he should push things. Small victories, small victories. He finds himself wondering, idly, if Jonathan's grave was, in fact, watery. He doesn't know. He wasn't there.
"All for you, Big Man. Andrew and I are agreed on the opinion that you should invite her to the game."
And if they were normal boys, they'd be talking about the football game, or baseball game, but as they are who they are, Warren doesn't even need to specify D&D.
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Date: 2005-01-30 07:50 am (UTC)Yelling too.
"Sparky, are you in? Dig your genitalia out of it's watery grave, I got you a date!"
Heeeeeere's Warren.
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Date: 2005-01-30 07:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-30 07:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-30 07:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-30 08:02 am (UTC)Warren beams at him. He'd have drawn it out longer, but Jonathan already let him get away with suggesting that Jonathan's penis has yet to be unearthed along with the rest of him, and he doesn't feel he should push things. Small victories, small victories. He finds himself wondering, idly, if Jonathan's grave was, in fact, watery. He doesn't know. He wasn't there.
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Date: 2005-01-30 08:04 am (UTC)Jonathan splutters.
"Kitty Pryde? Seriously?"
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Date: 2005-01-30 08:12 am (UTC)Warren has that high-on-Warren look in his eyes, and plastered across his face as he informs Jonathan:
"You may begin to bow down to me at any moment."
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Date: 2005-01-30 08:16 am (UTC)"You... she... how?"
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Date: 2005-01-30 08:21 am (UTC)Bitch better have his money.
Kidding.
"Stop with the questions, make with the smiling."
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Date: 2005-01-30 08:25 am (UTC)"Thanks, man."
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Date: 2005-01-30 08:29 am (UTC)"All for you, Big Man. Andrew and I are agreed on the opinion that you should invite her to the game."
And if they were normal boys, they'd be talking about the football game, or baseball game, but as they are who they are, Warren doesn't even need to specify D&D.
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Date: 2005-01-30 08:33 am (UTC)"Going by the comics, she'd probably have fun. Did she say when she'd next be in?"
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Date: 2005-01-30 08:37 am (UTC)Because Warren's not as old hand at all this as he likes to make himself seem. He forgets the important details like when.
"But she, uh, says she's in, like, all the time, and psyched to meet you."
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Date: 2005-01-30 08:44 am (UTC)"Cool."
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Date: 2005-01-30 08:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-30 08:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-30 08:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-30 09:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-30 09:07 am (UTC)"So. What are you going to wear?"
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Date: 2005-01-30 09:14 am (UTC)"Um?"
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Date: 2005-01-30 09:17 am (UTC)"I suggest clothes."
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Date: 2005-01-30 09:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-30 09:29 am (UTC)"I could send in my lady to help you."
Because Isabel is his lady. Because Warren can't seem to shake that last teeny bit of sleeze.
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Date: 2005-01-30 09:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-30 09:42 am (UTC)He got himself a good one.
Although she doesn't generally use her powers on Warren's clothes. ...And maybe she should...
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Date: 2005-01-30 09:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-30 09:50 am (UTC)"It's a plan, Short Man."
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Date: 2005-01-30 09:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-30 09:59 am (UTC)"No. Andrew slacks again."
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Date: 2005-01-30 10:01 am (UTC)"Stuff keeps getting in the way here. We should help him."
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Date: 2005-01-30 10:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-30 10:09 am (UTC)"Whatever works."
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Date: 2005-01-30 10:12 am (UTC)"Because sometimes I miss the threatening."
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Date: 2005-01-30 10:14 am (UTC)"Nothing serious, though. We could ransom his action figures. Does he have action figures here?"
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Date: 2005-01-30 10:19 am (UTC)"Not like that, Dude. I just thought we could be like, you know, 'or we'll get you'. Or something."
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Date: 2005-01-30 10:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-30 10:29 am (UTC)"You're evil."
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Date: 2005-01-30 10:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-30 10:36 am (UTC)